Year 5069. Regular users use computing devices that require AIs to write software, for scale and complexity of information processing. EXCEPT JOE. Oh no. Joe uses sysvinit and demands his PID 1 be as small as possible, just enough to FORK and ripe zombies. Thus Joe is confined to live on his computer junk yard, with his Claptrap. He is unable to leave the yard, or the planet, because that would require computational power exceding what small programs that pipe text around, can do. But hey, Joe likes that. He spends his time re-watching porn from that one blueray he traded in for a systemd core cube, reading The Art of UNIX programming and playing dwarf fortress.